Jalen Rose knows five ‘fab’ words

Jalen Rose, the cocked-lipped, wide-tied ESPN NBA analyst and former University of Michigan free agent, said the word ‘great’ during the taping of NBA Live last night, bringing his total non-pronoun vocabulary to five words.  ‘Great’ has been added to ‘he’, ‘is’, ‘a’, and ‘player’, making Rose one of the most linguisticly-talented analysts at ESPN.  Rose now trails only Emmitt Smith, Jay Williams, and Eric Young among ESPN’s best-built vocabularies.

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